NANCY PELOSI CONTAINS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside a parallel universe the place political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning ways, uncovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. Everything commenced innocently enough, with a schedule day in Washington, D.C., but little